I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam š
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
His wife found the thong I āforgotā in his glovebox
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