get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
