Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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