We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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