quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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