So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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