I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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