I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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