Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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