How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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