I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The power of my boobs compel you
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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