soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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