Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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