I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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