toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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