sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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