Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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