He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
