He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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