Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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