You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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