I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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