And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I look excited, but its just a facade.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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