does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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