Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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