at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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