No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
sex in a hospital.. check
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
