Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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