I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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