Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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