she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
this will be a night to untag.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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