ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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