what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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