So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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