I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
we should paint friendship bongs
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