So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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