Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
