yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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