Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize