Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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