it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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