ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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