You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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