the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There's always time for handjobs
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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