Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
actually, I'm a sock model
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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