should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
dude. I can hear the air.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
