I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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