I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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