i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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