pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I want to be your penis for a week.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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