In America we eat man semen.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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