Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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