May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
